top ten highlights from my trip to the caribbean

MISCELLANEOUS:

Top ten highlights from my trip to a Spanish-speaking island in the Caribbean…

  • A vacation is never complete without a visit to the medics (Do you-o have-o crutches-o?).
  • Real orange juice, real ham, and real coffee! (what are they feeding us in the U.S.?)
  • A room with TWO views– ginormous pool AND the ocean. At no extra charge. Woo-hoo!
  • My husband learns how to sail.
  • I learn how to become a back-seat sailor.
  • coffee with cynthea: talking animals and free-tiques

    IN OTHER NEWS:

    Today on Coffee with Cynthea, I discuss talking animals: Snoop's favorite subject.

    http://www.cynthealiu.com/category/writing-basics/

    ***Also, I am closing shop for a week to do some INTENSE relaxation.***

    WHICH MEANS:

    DOORS ARE CLOSED !!!!!

    A SPECIAL "RESERVED" FREE-TIQUE ROUND IS OPEN AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS ENTIRE POST. Five slots people. First come, first "reserved".

    I dared to write a talking animal book

    My first novel was about a talking dog. GASP. Sounds awful, doesn’t it? The classic newbie mistake?

    Read on.

    When I showed up to my first conference, I was petrified. I had brought the first five pages with me for open mike and peer critique. I had already heard a zillion times I should avoid writing anything with talking animals in it. But I, like many other newbies, didn’t get what the big deal was.

    Status Queries: When and How To Do It

    So things haven’t gone as you’d hoped. Your manuscript went off months ago, and your phone didn’t ring off the hook with five editors or agents vying for your awesome book.
    You find yourself wondering – what are they doing with my manuscript?

    Did it get lost in the mail?
    Did my dog Rufus eat my rejection letter?
    Did I even include my manuscript in the submission?!
    Status queries are a touchy subject where people will have different opinions.

    Oops! I Did It Again: Mistakes In Submissions

    Say you’ve just realized you made a bunch of typos in your manuscript or you forgot to enclose an SASE AFTER you sent the whole thing off. Should you try to contact the editor or agent and correct your mistake? Um….no.

    Why? Mistakes will happen no matter how hard you try to make it perfect. RESIST THE URGE TO MAKE IT RIGHT. Trying to apologize will only point out your error and demonstrate to the editor/agent how neurotic you are.

    june jumanji justice, part two

    DOORS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!

    You saw what happened yesterday. Cynthea offered RESERVED slots for free-tiques. Unheard of. Well guess what? Our friends overseas gave up TWO slots when the doors closed. That means, we can do a BONUS ROUND.

    BUT WAIT – before you email me, YOU MUST READ THESE RULES. If you already have a reserved slot, you cannot participate. I am offering 1 retiquee slot. 1 new-tiquee slot. You will not need to attach anything as this is a reserved slot.