So a guy rings this girl’s door bell…
So a guy rings this girl's door bell. Then he knocks really hard.
And the girl goes to the door, wondering why is UPS being so rude today? She peeks through the blinds and sees a man who is not in a UPS uniform standing on her stoop.
The man says, "Your house is on fire!" And the way he says it makes the girl believe he's telling the truth.