taking a week off

Snoop and I are taking a break. Snoop already went hiking but now he wants to wear mudboots and a fly-fishing vest. He's hung up the Gone Fishing sign and set out for a river somewhere. Meanwhile, I will be hunkering down to meet some deadlines.

This means I will not be accepting free-tique redemptions, Why, why, whys, or emails which require my immediate response. No free-tique round this week either.

top ten things Snoop learned from red light, green light

 

  • Some of you have not been reading Cynthea's Revision 9-1-1 articles. See them here: http://www.cynthealiu.com/category/revision/
  • The most common reason Snoop rejected a PB? a PB that read like a novel/chapter book. Snoop estimates at least 50% of the PB entrants fell under this category.
  • The second most common reason? a rhyming PB that didn't scan (probably another 25% of all entrants, and 80% of all rhyming entries).
  • red light, green light sudden death results

    Snoop read the remaining standby submissions and noted where he decided to stop reading. When two contestants surpassed the highest pages, he marked them as winners for the two reserved slots available.

    These slots expire at the end of September. If you can't remember what a reserved slot was, it is a three-chapter look at your manuscript. The first chapter will be line-commented and the rest will be read for perspective.

    final results: red light, green light

    Artwork provided by fellow tiquee Jack. Everyone ooo and ahhh!

    WE HAVE A FULL-TIQUE WINNER. Snoop is so happy he has literally taken off for the heavens in a permanent state of green-ness (as indicated by the picture. He's not dead, guys. He's just floating, okay?)

    The winner is entrant #23. You made it at 19 pages. Congratulations!

    Now that RLGL is over, entrants, feel free to out yourselves if you so wish. And pat #23 on the back.

    round nineteen results: red light, green light

    Standbys:

    24,27,44,40

    SNOOP SAYS, “RED LIGHT!”

    YA-18, please go back to start. Snoop wants you to know he is crushed to have to do this. But he hopes you will view this as an accomplishment, not a defeat. Please do ask Snoop why. He hopes to hear from you.

    PB-80* proceed to page 2.

    MG-48*, YA-82 – proceed to page 4.

    MG-74 – proceed to page 7.

    MG-41 – proceed to page 16.

    round sixteen results: red light, green light

    Congratulations #55! You have won the remaining PB/ER slot. Go dance with your bad self. Phew! 

    Standbys:

    24,27,44,40

    SNOOP SAYS, "RED LIGHT!"

    YA-5, YA-81 – please go back to start.  YA-5, SNOOP IS VERY VERY SAD to see this number go back to start. He hopes you'll view this as an accomplishment to get this far, not a defeat.  You may ask Snoop why he made this decision, of course.